It was early in the morning when a little boy named Eric was reading a book. ", Tillie: "Well, if you can't, and if Pete and Farnsworth won't, then there's nobody to take 'em. " Major Payne, "Chooga chooga chooga chooga, chooga chooga chooga chooga, toot toot! Tillie wakes up and nudges the snow off her headlight, waking up Chip. ", Pete: "Yeah, yeah. " Major Payne, Major Payne's quote: "Any man that'd leave you outta be monkey-stomped and have his brains mailed back to his mother." [[Category:Script error: No such module "pagetype".s with short description]]Expression error: Unexpected < operator. I figure if the Marines wanted me to have a wife, they would've issued me one." How about you? We can't waste a minute! If only all bedtime stories were that entertaining. , There's not a river we can't make it over! God, I'm hungry. "Major Payne" Scripts.com. "", Missy: (saddened) "Oh, no! Don't you watch Oprah? ", (She blows her whistle triumphantly, as the last page shows all Eric's friends running up to the train and meeting the toys for the first time. It also represents some of the biggest sports stars in history. ), All: (singing)There's not a mountain that we can't climb! ", Rollo: (catches up to Jebediah) "Listen, (pants) could you, uh-Eh, could you, uh (pants), what they said! ", Tillie: "Well, a little work will get you goin'. [Alex's stepdad, clearly in a drunken stupor, takes several attempted swings at Major Payne, who easily dodges them and knocks him down to the ground.]. ", Tillie: *whispers* "Shh! Choo, choo! If I poke your stomach, will it make you laugh? Major Payne: Maybe what he need is for you to pop your titty out his mouth and let the boy grow up. General Decker: At ease, Payne. ), Eagle: "You're too little! ", (Tillie lands back on the rails with a clang, almost waking up Tower. War has made me very paranoid! Emily Walburn, "Be advised, ladies. ), (Pete sees them and hits his brakes to slow down and stop, this time with Rollo stepping out of the way. The title shows, "The Little Engine That Could". could bring negative results for the employee or the company. And when a man gets to eyeballing me, it makes my Agent Orange act up; and I get the urge to kill. Nike is legendary, both as a brand and in its marketing. Major Payne, "General, are you telling me that nowhere in the military is there any longer a job for trained human weapons of destruction such as myself? | Source: Amodays, "I thought we had a little talk about this kind of negative reinforcement." (realizes that Jebediah is still here), Handy Pandy: "To take us over the mountain. Unfortunately, one did not survive the journey. I know it will! Emily: Excuse me, what did you say? The Birthday Train ventures further into the mountain, passing a small waterfall and along a cliff face, where a flash of lightning appears. Major Payne. Cadet Williams: Payne's not here, he's in our a**! As of 0800, I am replacing Major Frankfurt as your commanding officer!" Drug lord's underlings all point their weapons at Major Payne]. fuck off. Major Payne Little Engine That Could Scene Play Download. Tagged: Major PayneThe little engine that could, Previous post Basic man is cutting you discharge orders right now. [Tiger excitedly runs out into the hallway and looks at Emily]. Chugga chugga chugga CHOO CHOO. Back in his book, the pictures show Tillie's challenges earlier that evening. Who's responsible? Go change your Huggies, boy! Ace Ventura. Let's go! ", Farnsworth: "I pull you?!" That's when her challenges begin during the adventure. Read it. Unity, turdsthat is the key word in 'UNIT,' without the 'Y! Major Payne: I surprised you ain't dropped 'bout 12 puppies by now. The Three Little Pigs! "That big steam engine may help me," thought the little steam engine. You'll get your chance. Do-not-a-tempt-to-chall-enge but authority. ), Grumpbella: "Ok, I'm coming!" It's a birthday train, and tomorrow is my birthday! It has produced some of the most memorable and inspiring commercials of any sports brand in the world. Do you know why you're here? I'd have to blast my way out. Major Payne: You eye me one more time I'll snatch it out and put it in Heathcoat's cookie bag! Is that okay with you Colonel? Major Payne: You're still a sh*t sandwich. Did I give you permission to sneeze, Opie? What do you mean "real engines"?!" Marillion est un groupe de rock no-progressif britannique, originaire d'Aylesbury, en Angleterre.Fer de lance du renouveau du rock progressif, il est form en 1979 sous le nom de Silmarillion nom emprunt un roman de J. R. R. Tolkien, auteur du Seigneur des anneaux.Le nom est vite raccourci Marillion, tandis que le groupe s'loigne peu peu de toute rfrence folklorique . [Tiger is convinced the Boogeyman is hiding in his closet]. Are you kidding? Two! " Major Payne, "Come on, guys. I sure am sorry. Drug Lord{laughing}: You'd better give up, seor. November! (Tillie and Chip cower.) ), Eric: *smiles* "About the little engine and the toys it brings! He then notices that he cannot waste time and blares his horn to wake his engines up. ", (Rollo walks past Grumpella, who face palms while Rollo trips and falls with a grunt. There I was pulling" *honks* "smoothly" *then resumes in a normal voice* "sothat fine people could enjoy the view." I think maybe" *prays* "Please?" ", Big Wolf: "You'll be" (howling) "Yip, yip, yip, sorry! The next page flips over to show the avalanche covering the tracks, which fades into the real thing the next morning. ), Farnsworth: "What do you think you're doing? Im ust a bald son of a b*tch without hair. That's where you'll find my sympathy! Relax, it's just a dummy grenade.". Major Payne: I tell ya, ladies, you're the prettiest cadets under my command. A large icicle hits near the tracks, almost destroying the train. ", (The camera pans up to show Jebediah returning back with his empty milk train. | Source: Amodays, "My name is Major Benson Winifred Payne! ), Grumpella: "Hey, quiet down! ), Tillie: [chanting] "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can. ), Eric: (to Jill) "Look here! Major Payne, "Don't push the 'maybes,' baby." Lt. Col. at the Games: This is unsatisfactory. Major Payne: Got no worries, got no care. more You've killed them all. Major Payne: Cause we feel good in our dress. Major Payne, "From my heart, left ventricle; took it out myself with a field knife." Check out these quotes. *Uncouples from Farnsworth*, Tower: *looks at Tillie* "Stop squabbling! that story was great. The Businessman You are the Businessman On Wednesday, August 5th, 1932, you and eight other passengers boarded a three-day express train from Bombay, India to Lisbon, Portugal. " Major Payne, "Used to be Samson, now I'm Ann." But the big question remains: how ready are you? " Major Payne, "One, two, three, fourI love the Marine Corps. Major Payne: You're still a sh*t sandwich you're just not a soggy one. AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Meanwhile, as the camera fades out on them, it returns to the toys having waited for help for a half hour or more, and Grumpella finally loses patience. https://www.scripts.com/script/major_payne_13204. What are the boys doing in those dresses? Something just went "SPRING", and I just stopped! ", Tillie: "I think I can, I think I can, i think I can, I think I can", Rollo: [singing]"When your feet are dragging on the ground,, Stand up and face whatever you're afraid of. Apparently, he had a little accident." Col. Braggart: Lieutenant, I can only disqualify the cadet who started the disturbance. Did I know or what? [The entire drug cartel surrenders to Major Payne]. Choo, choo! ", (The toys turn to Tillie, who has just pulled up with Chip perched on her headlight. I know it will! It's somethin' special. !..Hey AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa!Heeeeey. He is the author of a childrens book series entitled Nightmare Academy. I demand the entire Madison Squad be disqualified from the final competition. The last car and its load fall into the river below, while Perky climbs aboard their car alive. One project diesel engine #6250, bring it back to life and you have $200 engine. Is your self-esteem taking a dip? She's enjoying her journey pulling the birthday train, while Rollo, Jeepers, and the gang are enjoying their ride. So we gathered 20 quotes from the award-winning lyricist to help you inspire your greatness. Cadet Dotson: You a**holes don't need to worry about that. India! General Decker: The promotion board report came out last week. Look at them, these animals are so pathetic that even their own commander didn't even show up. Who's responsible? Major Payne, "You look like the Pillsbury Dough-boy. Major Payne, "That's not enough. ), (Jeepers the monkey nods, turns around and blows a whistle, lighting up the entire shed with magic, as balloons and streamers fall from the ceiling. Look at you. Cherished by readers for over ninety years, The Little Engine That Could is a classic tale of the little engine that, despite her size, triumphantly pulls a train full of wonderful things to the children waiting on the other side of a mountain. And if he's still in there, he ain't happy! Major Payne: Directed by Nick Castle. Emily: He's trying to show you some affection. Three! His laugh : Aaaaaaaa!!!.Hey.Aaaaaaa!! [Marine nods and Payne grabs the private's pinky finger]. I know it will! PRINTABLE ACTIVITIES Little Engine Labels He is the author of a childrens book series entitled Nightmare Academy. Major Payne: Let me tell you something ass-eyes, let me tell you ALL something: war has made me very PARANOID! | Source: Amodays, "He's a little upset about this morning. Spike Lee! Ships from Colorado Springs, CO. ), Georgia: "Hey, aren't ya forgettin' Jebediah? The title shows, "The Little Engine That Could". Now, all the blood is shed in the halls of Congress, boys like us are becoming dinosaurs." [Major Payne grabs drug lord's pistol with his other hand and points it at the butt of the drug lord]. Relax, it's just a dummy grenade. You will not eat, sleep, drink, blow your nose or dig in your butts without my say so. Gotta maintain discipline; gotta keep up my strength! PG-13 1995 95 minutes Save Rate movie Parents say age 14+ Based on 5 reviews Kids say age 12+ Based on 9 reviews Watch or buy Common Sense is a nonprofit organization. If we get going now, maybe we can make it to a toy store in time for Christmas. It's slippery out here." High up above the trestle, an eagle swoops down through the buttes and catches up with the Birthday Train. ", (Then Chip came down and shushed at Tillie. Payne is a killin' machine, but the wars of the world are no longer fought on the battlefield. Once upon a time, deep deep in the jungle,there was a little engine that could. (in thier faces) "NO, NO,NO!!! A clip of one my favorite parts the movie "major payne" main character, major payne (played by imdb page. (ranting) NO WAY, NO TIME, NOT NOW, NOT EVER!!" lot of over 60+. Wellington Academy and Madison Academy. Emily Walburn, "At ease, Payne. Chip: *sees Georgia's smoke signals* Tillie, something's wrong! He just kept chugging alongchugga chugga toot toot. What's your name, son?" But, it's empty. (Her right hand holds the door and turns her head to her little brother, Eric) Cause there's not gonna be any little engines or birthday trains coming here. You will note my emphasis on win! A-hee hee hee! The Little Engine That Could is a classic tale of a determined railroad engine that, despite its small size, triumphantly pulls a train full of toys to the waiting children on the other side of a mountain. I told ya so! Major Payne: I guess I just had that one a comin' Well you know what ya'll got a comin'? You terminate his command? Trucks, wheels, motors. This little engines mission was to take some AK-47s and a nuclear payload, over the mountain to the 2063 Battalion. Major Payne: A bullet. Major Payne: The ABC's Of Being A Positive Male Role Model? Use these activities to help your class get on board the locomotion commotion! Cadet Kevin Dunn. Dean Lorey (born November 17, 1967) is an American writer whose projects include movies such as Major Payne and Animal Crackers, and television shows which include My Wife and Kids, Arrested Development, The Crazy Ones, Those Who Can't, Powerless and iZombie. Problem is I got nothin' to scratch. ", Tower: *points at a freight train* "You see that freight train? ", (Shift to: Train yard. " General Decker, "Major Payne, can you please help me to understand why you shaved the children bald? Major Payne: Let me tell you something ass-eyes, let me tell you ALL something: war has made me very PARANOID! Now all the blood is shed in the halls of Congress, boys like us are becoming dinosaurs. I just had it comin'!" I DONOT!" Major Payne: Fe-Fi-Fo-Fum. Well if you don't answer me when I speak to you, I'm gonna put my foot in your ass, is that clear dummy? Emily: Major! " Major Payne, "Now you might feel a little pressure." Emily Walburn, "A bullet. [The entire students of Madison Preparatory School are seen laughing at the Madison Corps running in dresses as a form of punishment for trying to get Payne fired and charged as a child molester.]. Nine original empty Lionel boxes in varying conditions. I think you can. WHAT? Dean Lorey (born November 17, 1967) is an American writer whose projects include movies such as Major Payne and Animal Crackers, and television shows which include My Wife and Kids, Arrested Development, The Crazy Ones, Those Who Can't, Powerless and iZombie. Unless, you are to be helping us, huh? He found an opportunity to write another story, despite the tremendous change associated with settling into a civilian lifestyle. " Major Payne, "Lieutenant, I can only disqualify the cadet who started the disturbance." It's a free online image maker that lets you add custom resizable text, images, and much more to templates. They use an old cargo hook pole as a makeshift rail for the bridge to get across to the other side. Major Payne: One, tubby, tubby! General Decker: Payne, what happened? Maj. Benson Payne (Damon Wayans) lives, breathes and sleeps war. "Unity", turds; that is the key word in "unit", without the "Y"! The Little Rascals! 'Cause the hard reality is, I gotta get a job. The Little Engine That Could Once upon a time, deep, deep in the jungle, there was a little engine that could. The Little Engine that Could is a children 's story that appeared in the United States of America. A hawk flies by. I recorded it with comcast digital box thingy. Payne addresses the boys.]. he was chuggin his way across the enemy line. ", Jebediah: (cont.) ), Tillie: *Hooks up to Farnsworth* "C'mon, Farnsworth! He gapes in surprise as his bedroom window flies open by the wind. Emily: Really? I figure if the Marines wanted me to have a wife, they would've issued me one. ), (The train makes it down the mountain and into the valley ahead and everyone cheers for Tillie including herself. Hell, I'm just plain ol' hungry. To date, it remains a classic and bedrock of several unforgettable quotes. "We need to have 50% of soft. Two, tubby, tubby! Artikulli tjetr THOR: GOD OF THUNDER Trailer (2022) Asylum Action Fantasy - JoBlo Horror Movies. Subscribe if you like this story and want to receive our top stories! From this day forward, your sorry asses belong to me. I will no longer refer to you as turds. His mission was to take some AK47s and a nuclear payload across the mountains to the 22nd battallion. " Major Payne, Major Payne's quote: "Major Payne, what are you doing here? Then, to Tillie's horror, the avalanche in the form of a claw falls down the tunnel and crushes the entire Birthday Train! Major Payne: Nope, but I can clean out your colon faster than one of those burritos with extra gucamole sauce! It could be a setback in work, love life, or family, but when there is life, there is hope. Ain't you never been married? I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can! I said "they aint there." Major Payne: [After being discharged from the Marines] It's been two whole weeks since I killed me a man. *Looking at Grumpella and Jeepers* "I was just about to say that." ), Tillie: (getting the realization) "Yeah! I can do it! Feel like I'm gettin' weaker, while Charlie's gettin' stronger in the jungle. As of 0800 i am ur commanding officer. I don't wanna wake him up! Emily walks out of the Madison tent as he walks over to the stand to be with the Madison Cadets]. Blood and guts and ash was everywhere! ), (They hear Jebediah braking to a stop and then wheezing, with their ears cringing at the sound. ", Tower: *pointing to a passenger train nearby* "You take that passenger train over the mountain to the town! Where to today, boss? ", (Back in the roundhouse, Jebediah is still asleep and next to him, Georgia already wakes up, just as Tillie passes her with Jebediah's milk train. . Get down there and give me 25 crunches, and count them out." She then leaves the roundhouse with Jebediah's milk train. Want to Read. Ananthropomorphic switch tower, the boss of the railroad, wakes up peacefully. 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars. 1. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. I was told you were away on an important assignment." Major Payne's idea of a good bedtime story is to recall his worst battlefield horrors, and Wayans gives it just the right twist of comedy to put Payne's bullet-pierced heart in the right place--he's really just a good guy with an iron-clad exterior. Major Payne: Got no worries, got no stress. "Negative. [The Lt. Col. put his hands in his face in embarrassment, as he had hope to have disqualified Madison for the brawl with Wellington and was stopped by Major Payne]. Major Payne Comedy 1995 1 hr 37 min English audio PG-13 CC Buy or rent When peace breaks out in America, killing machine Major Benson Winifred Payne (Damon Wayans) of the U.S. Marine. Rebuilders lot. [Alex's stepdad leaves in humiliation. Over the mountain to the town! *Dashes out of the shed and races to Georgia*, *Sometime later when Doc makes it to Georgia*, Georgia: "Toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot." This Gender-Neutral Adult T-shirts item is sold by UsuallyOrganic. ), Pete: "Careful, kid. Once upon a time, deep deep in the jungle,there was a little engine that could. "See? Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. *rushes in the shed to a green locomotive with a white plus sign on his side and black and yellow stripes on his front cab and has a silver bell* "Doc, Doc! Dean Lorey (born November 17, 1967) is an American writer whose projects include movies such as Major Payne and Animal Crackers, and television shows which include My Wife and Kids, Arrested Development, The Crazy Ones, Those Who Can't, Powerless and iZombie. 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