"[Lincoln ducks down, rolls up the window, and locks the door, before they can attack and thinks he's safe. Especially if you wait until the very last second to go!" Keep that thing away from me! Contents 1 Plot 2 Why These Seasons are Loud! (hugs Lincoln), (Lincoln and Luna return back upstairs quietly). [vomits on Lincoln and takes a picture of her vomit.] Got it? Lis, wait up!" You stop looking at, "Come on! [plays a bizarre sport involving wearing a football helmet, riding a motorbike, and hitting a tennis ball with a hockey stick; crashes into wall.] [Lisa groans about Todd's amnesia. Lori: (sighs) Okay this literally is not right. "A Tale of Two Tables", April 1, 2016 May 6, 2016 May 18, 2016 May 18, 2016 May 19, 2016 May 19, 2016 May 20, 2016 May 20, 2016 May 20, 2016 May 20, 2016 May 20, 2016 May 23, 2016 June 2, 2016 June 5, 2016 June 7, 2016 September 1, 2016 September 1, 2016 September 9, 2016 September 16, 2017 October 11, 2017 April 23, 2018 May 24, 2018 September 5, 2019 August 11, 2020 April 28, 2021 (RakutenTV) August 26, 2021 (dTV-Channel) October 28, 2022 (BS11). Luna: Well now I feel really bad dude, now that you say that, it sounds like you weren't trying to hurt anyone. First my car, and now the living room! [goes back to sleep]Lincoln: "Yes!" [The family has assembled in the living room with Lincoln and Lisa in front of a massive tarp.] Airdate He takes out the recipe] "See? [Lola takes out her phone to make a request, and the app trills] "Wow, it's already working! ", "So, who did you get to sit next to you? Lincoln: (folds his arms) Well, I'm glad you all finally feel bad for what you did. I'll sit behind you only if Storm E.'s not next to me. We're out of toilet paper! The Loud House S1E13 "For Bros About to Rock / It's a Loud, Loud, Loud, Loud House". Lincoln: Luna, if I'm going to be honest, out of everyone, I like sitting next to you the most. [accidentally plays spooky music] "What's happening?! Head east." ], Whistle: "Don't even think about it, Ace. Luna: I gotta ask, if we actually made it for our vacation what did you plan on doing? Lincoln: I'm guessing you feel bad too Lana? ", [Flashback; Trinket and Scribbles look at each other angrily while Ace is seen with a comic book and soda between them. I guess I should have known that in a family this big, you just can't control every little thing." Lincoln: "Looks like my friends are close." The other sisters are inside] Lincoln: "Yeah! What did I eat? Credits Cliff meows loudly in pain until Lincoln pets him to sleep. "[The door closes and whatever is occurring cannot be seen, but it only causes Lori to panic. The Loud House Mega Music Countdown Season 1 1. Computer Voice: "Warning: low memory. ", [Back to the Sweet Spot. Surfettes Debut-Kent Buchanon[Lincoln plans all the seats in the car] ", "That was my first car! [uses the app to turn on a tennis ball launcher] You don't try to punch me, you don't spit things into my mouth, you don't annoy me, you don't puke on me, you don't yell at me, none of that. The title card of this episode is the first one that does not have just a solid color for a background, and in which the title itself features a drop shadow. "Lucy: [nonchalantly] "Yay"[A giggling Lily scurries across the hall now naked; Lincoln then tosses his literal baby sister's soiled padding into the trash. Episode In the end, we couldn't go on our vacation, because the van was destroyed. Louds except Lynn: "Oooh!" Tomorrow, the Loud family's going on a trip of our own. Luna realizes] "Oh no, these are Luan's jokes! The Sweet Spot is The Simpsons/The Loud House parody. I left you a message!" (There's silence for a few seconds and then laughter coming from all the siblings). Her singing gives me an extreme case of tinnitus. (grabs his radio) Nose Bleeder, this is Couch Potato. Surf it at a similar length to your normal shortboard but have all the hold, strength and paddle power that you want in a solid surf step-up. So I should get it! Kimberly Bowman . [hops on his back] "Take us home!" You stay away from my stuff! Lincoln: That's a chance I'm willing to take. [He facepalms in frustration, as his sisters glare angrily at him. You did just save me from a bad fashion nightmare." [goes back to sleep], [As Ace continues setting the arrangements], Ace: [yelps and hides the chart] "What Sweet Spot? (The two laugh from having fun as it cuts back to the present). [accidentally hits the ceiling] "Still working out the kinks." [takes out a USB drive and plugs it in] Lynn Sr.: "Kids! (They go into Lincoln's room to meet with the others). ]Leni: [having a fashion nightmare] "Oh, scrunchies! ], Cinder: [from Jewel and Alice's room] "THAT IS ENOUGH! ], Ace: "And the rest of the seats only get worse." "Trip completed." [x's out more seats until he points to the first seat from the second row.] "[Vanzilla is completely destroyed and the fight is over; all the children freeze in their positions. Leni: (giggles) It would've been a lot of fun! Luna: "This next song goes out to my girlfriend, Sam." Sounds fun, right? Then what'sTHIS? To Todd] "Something's wrong with the app! And possession is 9/10 of the law. Next Then she'll leave me alone. Episode Guide Lincoln: "It's called Find My Pal. Lynn Sr.: " Ba-da-ba-ba-ba " [The kids enter the kitchen to see their dad with better food] " Loud Cloud is saving the day, serving up convenience while I serve souffl! [takes a bite and spits it out] "What happened?! The Loud House is an American animated television series created by Chris Savino. Lincoln: "Modern solutions, huh? I don't need to get ralphed on by the Princess of Puke. BRB!" ], Ace: "The back row is so far away from Mom and Dad, that it turns into the wild, wild west. Lynn: If so I need to get down their so I can get the best spot! Lynn: [gives thumbs-down] "Boring." I just have to be the first one out the door tomorrow." Kids (except Lily): [Groaning in ascending tone of voice] "Awww! "[Luan pounces and tackles Lincoln and he tries to get out, but she pulls him back. Or as we affectionately call it: 'Vanzilla'. Stop looking at me. Lisa: "Gah! [laughs]Lynn: "Clear the track! ", [Eventually, Ace makes many seating negotiations with his sisters and arranges it perfectly. GPS: "Head north. Things are crowded in the Loud household, with 11 children -- 10 girls and one boy -- causing craziness in the house. Lincoln: "Got it." Lola proceeds to awkwardly ribbon-dance], [Lucy, Boris, and Dante are at the Loud House bathroom holding a funeral for a girl's pet fish] Hi, Lincoln! Grouse." ], Ace: [voice vibrating; bobbing up and down due to the spring] "I can't! Lincoln: Yeah, I'm not "The Man with a Plan" anymore. YOU'RE ALL GROUNDED FOR THE REST OF THE WEEKEND! ]Lincoln: [takes out his radio] "Come in, Nose Bleeder. "Lincoln: [outraged] "It took me eight months to figure that out!" Luna: Then I guess you won't mind if I borrow a pencil from your room? ], Specs: "Where is a low-flying plane when you need one? Luna: But are you sure this isn't part of some plan bro, cause right now it's hard to trust someone here in this house? Leni: (glares) Or you're trying to use the best spot before us! The Loud House (2016-): Season 1, Episode 5 - The Sweet Spot/A Tale of Two Tables - full transcript Lincoln tries to prove that he's mature enough to sit at the grown-up table./Lincoln comes up with a plan to claim the best seat in the family van for a long road trip. You just listen to your music and sing along, and I don't mind it. "Oohgood timing." ]Lincoln: [laments] "Dang it. ]Luna: "Sure. "Lily: [walking in the background] "Poo-poo! [sees a car carrier with a ton of cars driving by.] Leni! [goes back to sleep], Alice: [having another nightmare] "SOCKS WITH SANDALS! "It's not easy being this good." "Lynn: "I punch you every time I see a car." [notices something] "Hey! Bursting forth. ]Lincoln: "Let go of me! We were in the forest! ], Ace: [takes out his radio] "Come in, Nose Bleeder. Lana: Duh! ], [Cut back to Ace's room; he x's out that seat. "Luna: "That seat belongs to me! Lynn: We missed the chance to spend time together and instead fought each other. ? Lori: It's literally got to be here somewhere! Operation: Snag the Sofa is a go!" Lincoln: [laughs nervously] "Don't worry. "Lori: [livid] "Oh yeah? A melee ensues between them in the car, waking up the entire neighborhood in the process, including Rita, who tells her kids to get back to bed, and not to go in the van until 7:00 AM. [x's and lines out more seats until he points to the first seat from the second row.] As Lynn Sr. laments the loss of the van that once belonged to his father and grandfather, Rita orders the kids to go back inside and tells them that the trip is cancelled and that they're spending the weekend together on the couch until they learn to get along, much to everyone's chagrin. "[The girls all glare at Lincoln, demanding him to hand over the Sweet Spot. Mr. Grouse: "Oof! After he sneaks out and gets comfortable on the seat, he talks to Clyde over his walkie-talkie, and he asks who will be sitting next to him. ]Luan: ""Lincoln! Dubbed as the best travel surfboard for firing waves, the Sweet Spot 3.0 is the perfect performance surfboard for that surfer looking for the one board travel quiver. lincoln takes a quick peek, only to see his sisters are just as ready as he is; the clock strikes 7:00 am and they all rush for the door to the sweet spot first; the others shove lincoln and luna off the stairs and burst out the door; luan get knocked into the yard from behind by lana; lori opens the door, but lynn pulls her back; lincoln dives Lynn Sr.: "Thank you, Luan." I think I can move some things around to accommodate you. I have to show you this dress I made." Eleven-year-old Lincoln Loud gives viewers an inside look at how to survive the chaos of a huge household, especially as the only boy with ten sisters! I just have to be the first one out the door tomorrow." Must be avoiding traffic." ", [He turns up the music even louder, much to Ace's annoyance. It's the night before the family road trip in the family van, also known as "Vanzilla." WOO, SWEET RELIEF! [looks down at her siblings] I'm the oldest. ", Jewel: "That's not the hot issue right now. Zach: "What? "[He turns up the music even louder, much to Lincoln's annoyance. You're right Luna, we were acting horrible about this whole thing. ", "EVERYONE, BACK TO THEIR ROOMS THIS MINUTE! The following is a transcript for the episode "The Loud Cloud. "[switch over to Lola giving Lincoln a manicure while his hand is oddly bobbing up and down. "Lisa: "Sure. "Lola: [Annoyed] "What are you up to, Lincoln? And now to watch some TV to ease the mood. "[Lana fires a pea right into his mouth and he starts choking; flashback to a trip where Lori was behind him. Warning, low memory." Her singing gives me an extreme case of tinnitus. Luna: From what Mom and Dad showed us, this resort had everything! Rita: "Wow! [Lincoln and his sisters all rush for the door to get to the Sweet Spot first; the others shove Lincoln and Luna off the stairs and burst out the door; Luan gets knocked into the yard from behind by Lana; Lori opens the door, but Lynn pulls her back; Lincoln dives in, but Luan pounces him; Leni attacks them and Lisa gets on the roof of the car and wails like a maniac; Lana beans her with beets and Lola tackles her; the fight gets so out of hand and brutal that the onslaught wrecks Vanzilla . ", [Rita is still being led astray by the malfunctioning GPS] "[The title card for the show and its creator, either the original design or the final version for it, pops up for the Loud House.]. [leads her to the fridge] "See? ", Cinder: "EVERYONE, BACK TO THEIR ROOMS THIS MINUTE! [wails crazily and heads out the door to catch the best spot on the sofa, probably his sisters did as well.]. ], [Ace takes a quick peek, only to sees that his sisters are just as ready as he is; the clock hits 7:00 AM. Operation: Seat Next To The Sweet Spot is a success. ", [That night] Lynn Sr.: Alright honey, you remember the rules? ]Lincoln: [wakes up and gasps] "Only 30 minutes until Operation: Save the Sweet Spot-" [yawns and slaps himself awake] "Come on, man! Recap /. [pause] So, who did you get to sit next to you? [activates her shoes and grabs a memory drive from Todd] "You won't even notice, Todd." ", [Leni takes selfies of herself in various outfits.] Whether his sisters are giving him unwanted makeovers or he's racing them to the couch to gain control of the TV, Lincoln is often getting involved in antics with his siblings. ], Jewel: "Well, if that's the best seat, then I should get it. "It's at the end of the couch; close to the bathroom with a great view of the TV." When Lana says "Get him! Lola: (laughs) Yeah let's not do that again! [starts throwing a barrage of punches at Ace; end flashback. I have to keep this line-", Ace: "It's Ace! Rita: "Just leave me a sticky note, sweetie. "Lisa: "I have one addendum to our legally binding verbal agreement. [pause] So, who's sitting behind you? GPS: "Starting route." Lisa and Todd get out of the way as the machine fires away. We haven't even left the driveway yet! Nearly wrecked the Louds career! Lucy: Well I feel bad because Lynn kicked me out of the room, and I also feel bad because I didn't get a chance to look at the shark aquarium they had. ? Lola: Well beauty comes first so I'll get to the couch first so I can find the perfect spot! [realizes where he is] "Uh" ", [In the bathroom, Lori is applying lipstick until she hears Lincoln opening the door. Lana: Well, you heard them. When they were done, they waited for their parents). "AWW, YEAH! (looks down) There's no point. [Heads out the door], Lincoln: "Luna? HELP!!! We have no choice. 1.74 million And my dad's first car! Clyde: Roger th- Wait a minute? It's safer there anyway in case the engine comes loose and flies into the car, crushing everyone up front." 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